justin\ timberlake

justin\ timberlake
1. (justin timberlake) (1878↑, 1072↓)
A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger whose never set foot in a ghetto before.

Any boy "band" member.

2. (justin timberlake) (1355↑, 567↓)
White version of Usher

Justin Timberlake was asked if he is trying to compete with Usher if he can dance better.

3. (Justin Timberlake) (1038↑, 420↓)
The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.

Look, there's Justin Timberlake. Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?

4. (Justin Timberlake) (1238↑, 699↓)
Horny little kid still going through puberty.

After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.

5. (justin timberlake) (811↑, 494↓)
1) A very average looking scrawny white guy that for some unknown reason girls think is fine. 2) A wigger. A southern white boy who doesn't know what the hood looks like that tries to talk, act, sing and dance black. AKA (PG version of Emenim) 3) A guy that most white heterosexual males like to hate on because he is rich, famous, good looking, can sing, can dance, acts black and sleeps with hot famous women. Often referred to as being a fake, gay, untalented, faggot assed wigger. (Which he may in fact be one or all of these things). 4) White version of Usher (who happens to be the black version of Michael Jackson).

As one of only two members of *NSYNC who can actually sing (JC Chasez being the other), what's going to happen to the band now that he is solo? Actually who cares, they're done anyway.

6. (Justin timberlake) (903↑, 623↓)
Some snobby prick who all the girls think is "so cute" I dont get it. The guy looks like a fucken alien. especially with that gay bleached curly hair he used to have

Justin Timberlake sux

7. (Justin Timberlake) (529↑, 350↓)
Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the [nympho] known as [Britney Spears] for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).

Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small. Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean. Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.

8. (Justin Timberlake) (342↑, 235↓)
An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you.

Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob\!

9. (Justin Timberlake) (82↑, 14↓)
the poster child of the word "white black man"

Justin Timberlake thinks he's sooo black.

Author: Mr. Owl knows how many licks http://justin-timberlake.urbanup.com/5039079
10. (justin timberlake) (237↑, 171↓)
a very very very big stupid faggot that every1 hates so much

i hate that stupid justin timberlake fag

Author: some ugly white cracker http://justin-timberlake.urbanup.com/1288044
11. (justin timberlake) (168↑, 115↓)
A shiny, trashy white boy with a voice that is surprisingly close to a squawking female canary, no moves, and cheesy songs.

Two guys at a kareoke (I have no idea how the hell to spell it) festival: Dude 1: Dude, that guy sounds like Justin Timberlake. Dude 2: So THIS is how he got to be famous\!

12. (Justin timberlake) (259↑, 207↓)
(n) - wigger who is loved by eight year old girls and other wiggers

Fucking a few celebrities (guys and girls) has made this white boy a Justin timberlake.

13. (Justin Timberlake) (111↑, 63↓)
A "singer" who acts black whose voice sounds like a popped helium balloon whizzing around the room\!

Justin Timberlake: Ima try ta beatbox now... Guy (with bleeding ears): Hell just shaddap mannn...

14. (justin timberlake) (72↑, 26↓)
A singer/actor who was almost universally hated by all straight guys until the dickinabox/motherlover videos appeared with Andy Samberg

Guy 1: Justin Timberlake sucks ass. Guy 2: Yeah but he's funnier than most the hosts that have been on SNL in the last 3 years.

15. (justin timberlake) (104↑, 60↓)
probally the most concieted mother fucker in the "pop" industry, his music sucks ass and if you have figured it out yet he's gay.

Justin Timberlake gives BJ's behind wa wa

16. (justin timberlake) (185↑, 143↓)
A weasel in human form attempting to take over the world with his mind numbingly crap songs (MUA HA HA HA\!\!\!\!\!)

Justin "senorita I am crazy for youuuuuu-oooooo-uuuuuuu" Me "shut it weasel boy"

17. (justin timberlake) (177↑, 139↓)
An ugly, overrated wigger that for some reason girls think is the hottest most talented guy in the world.

Justin Timberlake: *in voice of a castrated 12 year old* "If I wrote you a symphony...."

18. (justin timberlake) (174↑, 136↓)
A stupid, whiny, rich, talentless clown whose idiotic superbowl stunt has turned America into a Talibanesque society. He shouldve never given the right wing the excuse it needed to pursue their agenda.

Justin Timberlake's record sales were down, so were Janet Jackson's....

Author: BooYaa\!\!\!\!\!\!\! http://justin-timberlake.urbanup.com/560761
19. (Justin Timberlake) (144↑, 109↓)
(n). Faggot singer who has no balls and likes to play with other's anuses. A member of the Bungholw Brigade.

Justin Timberlake is a member of the Bunghole Brigade\!

20. (Justin Timberlake) (217↑, 183↓)
One of the gayest mothafucka's ever... he's a prime example of a wigger. He had everyone following his wanksta lead until the super bowl incident with Janet Jackson... he didn't want to be black after that. He even tried to grow corn rows once, but cut them off after i threatened to kick his ass for mocking black and white people that way. Sour Vaginal Ordor.

Keisha - Damn... girl what's that smell comin' from between your legs? Le Le - What smell? You surious? Keisha - Yeah bitch... smells like Justin Timberlake. Le Le - I better schedule a doctor's appointment..

21. (Justin Timberlake) (169↑, 136↓)
Timberlake has absolutely no talent. His parents own a chain of summer camps and have been friends with top record executives whose kids attend these camps. These executives made his career as a favor to his parents. It is possible that he may be the ugliest guy on the planet. Totally manufactured star with zero talent or looks.

Milli Vanilli, fake stars.

22. (justin timberlake) (341↑, 309↓)
a very talented singer/dancer/actor. Everyone likes to hate on him and call him a "wigger." People who hate on JT are usually -uncoordinated retards who cannot dance, sing or perform any other task harder than breathing and attacking everyone -"macho" men who are insecure, pretend to hate him, but will still shove their fat boner into some girl at the club when "SexyBack" comes on -emo idiots who rebel against anything "mainstream", slit their wrists at night while sacrificing goats at their My Chemical Romance altar He is extrememly talented. Stop trying to appear "cool" by hating him. He has millions, a clothing line, and could get more pussy than all of you retarded pricks combined. You all know that if you could be him for a day, you would. so take your head of your ass. peace out.

Loser: OMG I HATE THAT FAGGOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. Me: Why? Because he can dance, sing, act, does not lip sync, writes his own songs, has millions, a mansion, a sexy girlfriend, donates to charity, is an all-around decent human being, and could kick your ass? Loser:...

23. (justin timberlake) (143↑, 111↓)
a Freakin idiot. His balls have not quite dropped yet, this can be noted from his justified album which isnt any better than a charlotte church christmas CD- her voice sounds like a bloke's compared to justin's. This man, er should i say, munchkin, thinks he is hot stuff with his hats (yes, he accessories, how queer eye) and baggy homie trackies, but his real intention of these so called trademarked items are to conceal the fact that he has no balls (hence the loose pants, while the hat covers up the dick he has on his forehead. What Justin really should do is go back to his boyband N*SYNC where his airy fairy playmates can give him the homosexual love he craves; he just wasnt meant to be a solo artist.

"hey fred, that boy band hanson have just come back with their new song, man, even this beats justin timberlake\!" "oh my god eddy with that unbroken voice of yours and that homie outfit you could pass for a justin timberlake\! please ditch your style before we all ditch you."

24. (justin timberlake) (128↑, 98↓)
a gay feo pendejo, NO TALENT AT ALL

yo nigga pop a cap in his ass AZN STYLE

Author: jon wang frum middletown ny http://justin-timberlake.urbanup.com/927272
25. (Justin Timberlake) (125↑, 96↓)
A no talent singer who helped [Janet Jackson] turn the Superbowl XXXVIII half time show into a two pit [peep show]. Put the XXX in XXXVIII.

The commercials sucked this year, but at least halftime wasn't that bad as when Janet and Justin were on. See also: [pervert]

26. (justin timberlake) (141↑, 112↓)
1-A person who can't understand the meaning of the words..shut the fuck up\!\! 2-A person who fooled me into thinking he was cool...I see the light now... and I want my 15 bucks back. 3-A person who can't hide his obbession with ripping off female clothing

ex: 1-Like I love you, Rock your body, Cry me a river, etc 2-getting too much fucking play on BET, you don't see Snoop on CMT do you? 3-Hasn't he ripped open enough shirts in his days...damn\!

27. (Justin Timberlake) (80↑, 52↓)
Someone who, despite his fanbase of screaming teenage sluts and such, is a bad singer. His songs are composed of egotistical and stuck-up lyrics, such as "SexyBack". Many people like him because he can dance well, and even that he sings well, even though he does not. The lyrics are completely childish, with the few amount of serious songs that have to do with relationships being extremely shallow, having no depth or meaning whatsoever.

Teenage whore: z0mg, Justin Timberlake is so hot\! Prick: I know, I love him\! Being a fan, I wish I could write lyrics like him. I just wish I wasn't illiterate. Jesus: Hey guys, ever heard of Bob Dylan? Teenage whore: Tssh, he sucks\! Every time I try to analyze his lyrics, their depth combined with the LSD I take makes my brain hurt\! Gandhi: Screw you. Come on, Jesus, Stephen Hawking was right. These guys are too stupid to know what good music is.

28. (Justin Timberlake) (108↑, 86↓)
Simply put, the antichrist of rock. [Pete Townshend] would be doing the world a favor if he smashed Timberlake over the side of the head with a [Les Paul] like he did during his days with [The Who].

Hopefully one day, we can hope that he gets his as an [Amway] salesman.

29. (Justin Timberlake) (98↑, 81↓)
Michael Jackson in a white boy suit.

Did you see Justin Timberlake trying to imitate Michael Jackson with that hat and those falsetto whoops and dancing?

30. (Justin Timberlake) (8↑, 9↓)
One of the hottest most talented singer/songwriter that there is\! Talented, funny and gorgeous.

Hey isn't that one of the hottest guys in the planet Justin Timberlake? Hell yeah it is\!

31. (Justin Timberlake) (1↑, 6↓)
Another average pop singer that is viewed by teenage and tween girls as the "hottest man alive" and to teenage and adult men as a "wigger" faggot whose balls haven't dropped. I really don't see the newfound teen/tween obsession with pop music. It seriously boggles my mind how one can listen to Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, etc. and compare it to rock music classics that more mature people like. Personally I don't think JT is hot, or talented, yet he's not gay and his songs, frankly are listenable. I just can't get over this obsession with pop and Justin Bieber, when you have much greater bands and singers in the past that is being forgotten in this era of "pop". Go listen to a rock song by AC/DC or another rock band of your choice, (if you know no other bands, you have no musical life outside of pop). Makes pop look like garbage doesn't it?

Guy 1: Justin Timberlake is a fucking spoiled brat who pretends he's black and has absolutely no talent and is extremely ugly besides. Girl: Justin Timberlake is an adorable, handsome, and talented singer and dancer. For all the people who say he's gay are really queers themselves. Guy 2: Chill the fuck out he makes stupid songs, and isn't really handsome, but he's not a fag or a bad person in general.

32. (justin timberlake) (28↑, 33↓)
Noun. Slang for cocaine. Justin Timberlake is very white. Cocaine is also white.

"We got bricks of da flavor, Justin Timberlake Last year was 24, dis year is 28\!"

33. (justin timberlake) (98↑, 132↓)
One of the most talented artists in music. One man who most people tend to hate on because of his voice, and usually nothing else. He has been called a [faggot] and a [wigger], even though he's banging [Jessica Biel] (and as proof, there are pictures of him and her kissing in a diner), Has dated [Britney Spears] and [Scarlett Johanssen], has his own style, dosen't do rap music (which is usually done by black men and ((of course,)) [Eminem]), dosen't breakdance, and don't wear bling or 'ice'. Most people who hate on him are White guys who are the ACTUAL wiggers, all they do is listen to rap all day and try to become rappers by recording themselves and selling their "demo tapes", which no one will buy because the person on the cover is a white guy. Plus, if you think he's trying to be black by collaborating with black men, it's most likely because the popular people in music today are mostly black, the popular white people are usually rock artists and Justin Timberlake. You may just say I'm another guy defending him since i like his music, and you are correct, i used to think the same of him until i actually HEARD one of his songs on the radio, "[My Love]" which features rapper [T.I.] Maybe one day you'll stop wasting time by dissing him and do something productive, maybe actually LISTENING to his songs other than judging him on how your friends judge him, maybe they heard him and decided "hey, i dont like him because this song is stupid", or something like that. It makes fans mad when you diss their idol, and I'm sure you get mad when people diss yours, why not, before you leave a comment on here that will make people mad, look on this website for the defenitions on YOUR favorite singer or person in showbisness and see how you feel after reading the negative defenitions about them, and you'll know exactly how we feel.

Guy 1: "Goddamnit, Fucking Justin Timberlake is on" Guy 2: "What's wrong with Justin Timberlake?" Guy 1: "He's a Fag" Guy 2: "How is he a fag?" Guy 1: "I don't know, he just is"

34. (Justin Timberlake) (31↑, 74↓)
A well talented singer formally of N'Sync. After going solo, his debut album Justified peaked at \#2 on the Billboard 200 and eventually went 3x platinum. His follow up album FutureSex/LoveSounds would spawn three \#1 hits on the Hot Billboard 100.

Guy1: Hey did you see Justin Timberlake perform at the Grammys with T.I.? Guy2: Yeah, they were amazing.

35. (Justin Timberlake) (35↑, 81↓)
A hot and talented singer that people love to hate for no reason at all. He's not rude, ugly, or un-talented (like a lot of other celebrities,) but for some reason, people don't like talented people.

Girl \#1: Oh my god, look there's Miley\! I love her ugly smile, crappy songs, and all those porno pics that she does. Go Miley\! Girl \#2: Oh my god, look there's Justin Timberlake\! I hate his great smile, good looks, and incredible singing voice. Justin Sucks\!

Author: Justin Timberlake's Fan http://justin-timberlake.urbanup.com/3304235
36. (justin timberlake) (91↑, 140↓)
A talented musician, who started his career around 11 years old joining the Mickey Mouse Club along Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, etc. Later on, moved to becoming a part of one of the most successfull boy bands in history, `NSYNC. Justin Timberlake is now a solo artist, who has been awarded and nominated numerous times for his musical talent. He is one of the sexxiest men alive today, DAYUUUUM\! All the boys who are jealous of JT need to get a reality check\! Just because he can sing, dance, and is sexxxy\! doesnt make him "gay" youu'ree gay\!

Girl : Hey, have you heard the new Justin Timberlake song? it's soo good\! Guy : WTF\! i hate jt, that guys a faggit\! that song my love is gay, i cant believe you listen to that shit\! Girl : first of all, jt is a fucking god, he's a talented musician, dancer, and is one of the hottest men alive, on top of that he gives donations to charities and all around is a good guy\! you're the gay one douche, never talk to me again. Guy : ... FACK

37. (justin timberlake) (97↑, 151↓)
A highly under-rated pop/jive singer that was formerly part of the band, NSYNC. He is responsible for the songs, rock ya body, and several others.

dude 1 "hey dude" dude 2 "whoa do you hear that?" (rock ya body plays on the radio) dude 1 " I think that's justin timberlake" *they start dancing*

38. (Justin Timberlake) (12↑, 68↓)
A Memphis-native hottie (who is also a platinum-selling artist, by the way) whom lonely, single women fantasize about having sex with every night.

Lonely girl \#1: oh, i had a real erotic dream last night... we were in a pool, and I was sweating a lot... Lonely girl \#2: With Justin Timberlake? Lonely girl \#1: yeah, how did you know? Lonely girl \#2: I had a dream about him, too... Only we fucked in his king-sized bed, not his pool... (Looks at lonely girl \#3) Where did you and him do it again? in his studio, was it? \{britney spears\}

39. (Justin Timberlake) (29↑, 89↓)
The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world\!\!\!\!\!\! He is a motherfucking SAINT\! All praise Justin Almighty\! WWJD? (What Would Justin Do?)

Justin = Jesus person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus? person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.

40. (justin timberlake) (17↑, 77↓)
A hot famous guy who can sing, dance & act, what more could you want?\!

That Justin Timberlake is hot, [dude]

41. (Justin Timberlake) (24↑, 85↓)
A man who is envied by every young male in the world. He is the best dancer in our day and time, and is the most GORGEOUS guy to ever step foot on earth. Everyone is simply jealous of Justin Timberlake and obviously call him a "wigger" and "wannabe" only cause they CANT and will NEVER be him.

"Justin is sucha wigger. I'm so jealous he gets all the girls and EVERYONE loves him. I wish I could be Justin Timberlake."

42. (Justin timberlake) (77↑, 138↓)
To succeed, to do what you aim for, and make everyone look at you hating. To prove everyone wrong with success. Came from the success of Justin Timberlake and his achievements to date. Success in band *NSYNC, (made by Chris Kirkpatrick)Career, Life and Money

'Oh my goodness...i've done a JT\!\!'

43. (justin timberlake) (84↑, 156↓)
the hottest pop star since that other hot popstar you can't remember (not michael jackson goddamnit.) He's so hot infact that he's accumalated a large mass of followers who hate on him because they cannot come to terms with their 'irrational', and 'sinful' feelings for him.

tool 1: i just had a dream about justin timberlake last night tool 2: what happened? tool 1: we were in a hot tub and.. tool 2: i'm pretty sure this means you hate him, i mean after all it's irrational to think you'd go gay for him right? tool 1: yes....completely...yes. god i hate him\! whata pozer\!

44. (justin timberlake) (111↑, 184↓)
Extremely talented. Possibly the next king of pop. only looked at in bad ways which is completely fucking stupid\! SO DAMN SEXY\! his song rock your body makes him want to rock your body. went out with britney spears. Now, after breaking up with justin, she's a slutty, trashy white trash ho\! Former Mickey mouse club member and member of NSYNC. One of god's gifts to the pop world\!

oh my god, i'm so jealous of Justin Timberlake, that's why I talk shit about him\!

45. (justin timberlake) (55↑, 132↓)
taleneted singer who does not realize what is right on national TV...he's half of the reason why Super Bowl 38 will be remembered by all of us\!

Dude, my respect for Justin went up when he performed in Super Bowl 38\!

46. (Justin Timberlake) (48↑, 130↓)
A wanna-be "down" singer who ditched his band, and got sum hot beats from timbaland, and tried to pass the shit off as legit. He gets two thumbs down for turning on Janet at the superbowl by making it seem like he knew nothing about it. I will never by his music again, unless another n'sync album is released, because those are the guys who has his back. Im glad that he isnt with Britney snymore, cause I stil love her...

Justin Timberlake is a shitty shitty man for turning on Janet Jackson...

47. (Justin Timberlake) (59↑, 142↓)
The hottest guy in music. He wants me. He's cheating on Cameron Diaz. He has TONS of talent & his dance moves are amazing. His voice is orgasmic. mhmm

CHICK1 :YO, i think we should all rape Justin Timberlake. CHICK2 :YEAH, he's hot, too bad he's inlove with MORAG. CHICK1 :OHYEAH, lets back off.

48. (Justin Timberlake) (59↑, 161↓)
The best Pop, R&B and rap singer ever\! He might be a white rapper but he is certainly better than [Eminem]\! He is good looking and the best singer ever\! He is like as good as Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Emminem, 50 Cent, Nelly, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Simple Plan and loads of other really good singers\! You go Justin\!

Justin Timberlake rules\!

49. (Justin Timberlake) (42↑, 163↓)
1)Sexy guy formally in a band called NSYNC 2)Arrogant arse

1)Justin was screwing britney 2)Justin Timberlake is a moron that doesn't realise his fans put him where the hell he is

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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